my name is mike lowell n this is my guide

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4. MUSLEM VS. HINDUU PvP ZONE

1. ok ignore wut i saying in the pic's it was only 1 week ban but i told every1 2 week's because im a more simpathetic character that way...

i haven't level'ed in about 2 month's because blizzerd s.s. bann'ed me but now i was ready 2 get level 50 by the end of the night...but 2 do it I realiz'ed I was gunna have 2 get gem-makeing so I could make candy ring pop's for all the idiet's that SUCK!!! of course even though im still lvl 9 an I still can't get the gem-makeing (my friend told me i had 2 get the expansien pack cept my machine does'nt have a slot 4 it like my nintendo 64 did). so even tho undead starting area is a bunch of idiet retard'eds, their not bad ppl an i was sure they could help...

of course like all threwout wow3 i'm WRONG AGAIN! an of course some idiet retard'ed challenge's me 2 a battle I no I would win...he said he was a warlock an love's 2 fight well I say he's a warlock an he's a BASTDRD!!!

such BATARANG BULLSHIT!!! he control's my fuckin hero with a skull an his little gay satan b1tch fireball's me. WARLOCK IS RIGG3D LIKE THE ELECTION'S...I HAD ENUF OF THIS SH!T...even tho barrens is sh1ttier than the austrielien army I would go back...unfortuneteley there's a regular zepplin which takes you 2 the e.s.e. zone (barren's) an then there's a DECOY ZEPPLIN in the undead starting area an it take's u 2 the MUSLEM VS. HINDUU PvP ZONE...

2. MUSLEM VS. HINDUU PvP ZONE

SCARYEST PLACE IN WOW IMHO...new jersie is plagueland's, barren's is retard'eds, but muslem vs. hinduu pvp zone is fucken scary cause u never no when the nuke's are going 2 go off or a typhoon is going to blow away bangledesh (or a combo of the 2 which i GARANTEE is a lvl 60 warlock abilitey judgeing from that bullsh1t earlier). but you no what they call this? an mmorpg. an I intend'ed to uphold the "RPG" part.

3. PROTECTTHE BRIDGE INTO PAKISTANN

guessing since blizzerd is racist orc's r probably the pakistanie's since because the orc's are bloodthirstey. hay don't look at me, look at BLIZZERD for makeing the muslem's the orcs. so I figur'ed I would be al qaeda an PROTECT THE BRIDGE INTO PAKISTAN from gandhi and his violent ppl.

so no one come's by for a while...and then my first target come's by! I guess this must be like "famous historical figure's" zone because the first person I see is DALE EARNHARDT'S DAUGHTER I HAVE THE SNAPSHOTS 2 PROOF IT

her face might b ugly but u don't FUCK WITH AMILIA EARNHARDT I LEARN'ED THAT THE HARD WAY! D:

then of course IM DEFENDING PAKISTAN FROM THE HINDUU'S ALL THE PAKISTANI'S START TALKING SH!T ABOUT ME AGAIN AN THIS IS WHY I H8 WORLD OF WARCRAFT III

to be honest I didn't no it was a "she" at the time because she fought with something other then pot's an pan's but DAMN I GOT MY A$$ KICKED! so I realiz'ed if I wanted 2 kill amilia earnhardt an throw her head at dale earnhardt jr's #8 car I was going to have to kill a couple monsters to get to level 60. an of course I guess the monster's must be on steroid's because even with my superior intelect an bench press (which is like 30 pound's higher then any1 at my school) I STILL can't press attack fast enough 2 kill the tiger's! some fagg0t named pissitron (or at least that's what I call'ed him) told me I was gonna be able to kill tiger's but he LIED!!!!

i'm starting 2 sound like an answering machine here but "HI IM MIKE LOWELL IM UNABLE 2 ANSWER UR CALL CAUSE IM AN AMERICAN AN IM FIGHTING THRU A WALL OF RED WHITE AN RETARD'ED!!!"

4. hacker's are such retard'eds

guarding the bridge got boring so I heard there was a bunch of like ?? level guy's down below the bridge an i decid'ed I was ballsy enuf 2 go after them...of course I could'nt kill them becus wow3 has a major hack problem...

then 1 of the hinduu guy's come's after ME!!! i mean it may be the internet but if u cum after me ur getting ur A$$ KICK3D!

i bet u think its funny what happen's next...fVcking retard'ed reader's

that's his name dwindler. i was obviously on Dwindler's List ahahah (ghetto gaylord told me that joke lol that movie suck'ed though) but 4 sum reason I had no chance against him! I MEAN HIS HORSE IS LANCE BASS-LEVEL FLAMEING AN SO IS HE!! and then finally after I die like eight time's I finally got the upper hand once and chas'ed him into duckwood...or so I thought

5. every1 laffing at me...i felt bad 4 once

i was humiliat'ed at this point...every1 on the server was laffing at me...both pakistane and hinduu...and watching like i was some sort of act...ill just show the pic's because action's speak higher then word's

the picture below it's the story of my life..."u can't chat when your dead" yea i no it's mispelled but I don't have wow spellchecker like these retard'eds

they thought I'm sum1 to fuck with...well let me tell YOU i'm MIKE FILBURT LOWELL AN IM GONNA GO AFTER BLIZZERD B4 THEY GET ME!!!!1

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