Curious Mike LowELL Plays World of Warcraft

CURIOUS MIKE LOWELL PLAYS WORLD OF WARCRAFT

my name is mike lowell n this is my guide

3. BARREN'S IS BULLSH!T

1. why didn't I update my site????

so why didn't I play wow3 for a month? BLIZZERD GESTAPO BANN'ED ME FOR NO REASON THAT'S Y! APPARINTLY THEY DECID'ED 2 GO GAY AN LESBIEN RIGHT'S GROUPS ON MY A$$ BECUS I SENT A CUSTOMER SUPPORT 2 THEIR FAGG0T FACES!

so today I got unban and it was a godly day 2 play wow3. I went 2 school and one day I beat up one of the varsity wrestler's ROFL (it's school sanctioned Ultamite Fighting Challenge and I still kick'ed the sh1t out of him). so I was pump'ed 2 play wow3 after sch00l and beat up nerd's there so anyway so I get right back an same old world of warcraft 3 bullsh1t. people being retard'eds and girl's wanting to suck my c0ck.

and btw my name is snarflchu that's rite im SNARFLCHU DANMIT! i no longer fear the blizzerd s.s. becus even tho they can ban my character they can never ban my badassfulness

2. sick of this more then the new simpsen's IT SUX!!!

NEW PARAGRAFF START'S HERE: so anyway it kept cumming like my d1ck in a girl's face an then I got sick of there sh1t like nebraska football got sick of winning apparently and I got SUPER PISS'ED!

of course as I was trying to leaf undead starting area some A$$HOLE let's me make an A$$ of myself HOW WAS I SUPPOSED 2 KNOW THE ZEPPLIN WAS'NT CLOAK'ED!?!?

despite the fact I took like 100 damage falling off the world's tallest idiet-filled building, I got on the uninvisible zepplin. goodbye 2 the undead starting area I knew I would miss u. it's like remember the 1 time my cat fluffey died...the FUCKIN DOOR FELL ON HIM CUS DAD DID'NT FUCKEN BUY HINGE'S FOR IT!!!......well anyway i miss fluffy FUCK U DADDD FUCK YOU

3. barren's retard'eds

i was leaveing undead starting area (which is really new jersie google map's proofs it) and going 2 barren's my friend told me this is where the dumnest idiets in all of the republicen party come 2 plot death an destructien. so i made sure i brought real life garlic so i could throw it at my monitor in case the republicen's tried 2 suck my blood. and guess wat? b4 i no it some right-wing idiet call'ed Cypresz (for the cypresz tree i guess) start'ed talking sh1t about how i mispelled IDIET, that IDIET!!!

i should have gtfo of the barrens right their when tree hugger idiet was a retard'ed, but nowhere is worse then new jersie the undead starting area. and i was going 2 leave but after i got off the uninvisible zepplin some punkass college kid decide's he's going to fuck with MIKE FILBURT LOWELL !! (i forgot i was going 2 go back 2 new jersei and stayed in the barren's after this...WORST DECISIEN EVER!!!)

Chatai decided to take off his pussyass make up and reveal his true form on his "hunter", but i dont get it isn't every1 on wow3 a hunter? i dont get wtf makes him so special just because he can one hit kill things an i have 2 use skill to do it does'nt mean he's a hunter and im not...now i thought this was going 2 be an easy battle (he was only like 30 level's higher) and i thought i was going to rape him, but I finaly met my match when I decid'ed to fight his @$$...i mean WTF IS THIS SH!T

4. doom 4: hell on the barren's

I MEAN HOLY CRAPALOO, WTF WAS I SUPPOSED 2 HAVE A CHANCE OR SOMETHIGN!??!? I HAV BEEN LEVEL 8 AN I MAY BE A WOW3 PRO BUT THEIR WAS NO WAY IN HELL I WAS GOING 2 KILL A KODO NUGGET BEAST THE SIZE OF MY D1CK! well...I ask'ed how 2 kill kodo nugget beast (or sumthing like it I was soooooo high like alway's) and so then people started getting on 2 my spelling...NUMBER ONE i was asking about kodo nugget beast and NUMBER TOO k I can't afford microsh1t word so I don't hav a spellcheck BUT TELL THAT 2 THESE RICH WHITE FAGGIT'S

what i've learn'ed from the internet is that if u have a good idea an its not a republicen or democrat idea they ask how old u are n try 2 say u should stfu. an 2 be honest I make mistake's from time 2 time and at least I have the ball's 2 stand up on the internet when I no i'm right!

at this point i new the barren's was not going 2 be my wow3 girlfriend like i had hop'ed. the problem was she had a pen1s. quite frankley n even tho the new jersie area has two missing teeth n a smaller pen1s i didn't no til she told me. so i just told her 2 keep the light's down an let sexytime do his thang

so thta was my barren's chat. i mean i couldn't kill the monster's their anyway cus the barren's was the fcukin zoo n i was going 2 regret killing a baby zebra if the africen baby zebra trade found out i did. so i went back 2 new jersie so i could watch vince carder throw up more threes than a baby choking on poker card's...new jersie suck's but now I no if they call it the barren's it's probably a retard'ed

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