Mike_LowELL asked me to lay off the World of Warcraft updates he was preparing while he was supposed to be grounded from his computer. Mike convinced his parents however, that the internet was controlled by Jesus and told them it would be in their best interest not to fiddle with the work of God. They're still not sure why Jesus is using the alias "Sprint" and is billing the family forty dollars a month.

my name is mike lowell n this is my guide

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2. UNDEAD STARTING AREA

fuckin bullsh1t IDIETS RUIN WORLD OF WARCRAFT III! their a bunch of fat nerds like that willy wonka candy (i played that fagg0t willy_wonka on warcraft III he massed footmen FUCKIN FAGG0T). so i get back from getting high with friend's and log into wow3 and the game start's off and i'm like "hi guys I'm a nice person" and THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR IT!! !

by the way I'm going 2 blank my name out because blizzerd may send the waffen s.s. out to find me. they hate ppl who can sea through there bullsh1t like americans can. at least we didn't round up ppl an put them in internment camps like blizzerd does now that's y I'm proud to be an american WERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE TO SAY BLIZZERD SUCK'S

1. starting off

so I spawn inside a crypt and being a SOCIAL person I immediately ask if anyone wants 2 raid because all of my friends told me that's what wow3 is about. and sum fagg0t laugh's at me I took a couple of screenshot's 2 prove that I DID NOTHING WRONG.

these ppl are like these fagg0t jock's I met at this party that were like "hay im a fuckin fagg0t ahahaha" I PUNCH'ED 1 OF THEM IN THE FACE AND THEN THE REST OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM GOT SCAR'ED. that's y they call me bad@$$ mike lowell (or at least I call myself that) and that's why their lucky this is the internet. i mean how am i supposed to get godly items like arthas got in warcraft iii without raiding? sry if my english is a bit off today I got SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO high b4 i decid'ed 2 write this

2. being harass'ed by a nolife idiet

make matter's worse I'm trying to kill fagglecage bonewiggers so I can compete this quest an this TOTAL A$$HOLE START's RUINING THE GAME. i mean sum1 going out of there way to inconvinence other wow3 players WTF WAT A FAG!!!

THIS IS THE GUY his name is stoneguard hulio HE SHOULD BE BANN'ED BECAUSE HE IS A TOTAL DICKC0CK and i have the picture's 2 proof it. i guess I must have come off as a nice guy becus b4 I knew it he was threatening me with my LIFE...well my wow acount I said my life cus 4 most wow player's this is their life

i was pretty sure he was lieing when he said he worked 4 blizzers becus y would a blizzerd employee steal my account? even the warcraft 3 balance team plays nothing but world of warcraft iii it still wouldn't have made sense. if that wasn't prove enough he come's on and starts 2 kill all of my fagglecage bonewiggers! i also block out my party member's name becus he said he doesn't want hulio 2 jump the border n kick his @$$.

eventually he knew i was going 2 ban his level 60 character (i've only seen like 2 so they must be rare) and his account forever so he ran off like a pussey. i would have owned him so bad if we duel...just because he was 58 level's higher doesn't mean I can't outplay him. st00pid mexican's like hulio ruin the game btw im not a raceist I just hate a$$hole griefer's and he happen'ed 2 be a m3xican a$$hole. but then he come's back in disguise when brill was being attack'ed and try's 2 trick me!

I'm 2 smart for his dumb a$$ FUCK U HULIO IF I SEE U ON THE STREET'S IM GONNA NOCK UR TEETH IN AND OUT @ THE SAME TIME

3. DICKFACE'S START SH1T WITH ME

and 2 make matter's worse ppl are soooo uptight about you talking in GENERAL chat. i saw this bad@$$ movie the other nite called the covenant it was about these hot guy's with these gay as fuck ab's but these hot girl's show'ed up in the movie was kick@$$ at that point. i can't remembe much aside from that but DON'T LISTEN 2 THE CRITIC'S THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME! but yeah whatever idiet wow3 player's I can talk about whatever the F U C K i want in general chat...if u want 2 talk about world of warcraft III use [4. no social life] channel K!?

i mean I just respond 2 a simple, DISGUSTING question and then every1 is all over my a$$ like fat on rosey o donnall

WTF is with all these ppl who care about spelling anyway it's the content of ur character not the content of ur grammer that make's a godly post. even tho my mechanics r at a college level (ok at least above my grade level) its my argument's that are what make me such a good write see look how badly I rape these fagg0t's

and then i pretty much just snapp'ed. u would 2 if u had 2 put up with such retard'eds.

4. beating the sh1t ouf ot the retard'eds

i decid'ed the only way to SHUT THE FUCK UP these idiets was 2 beat the sh1t out of them in the one thing they understood: this sh1tty video game! of course while I went 2 brill 2 beat the sh1t out of these fag's they kept actin like gwen stefani gettin up in my grill only with less STD's

the first couple of times though this Dybbuk guy killed me it was soooo gay he only killed me becus he was level 41 an i was like level 5 and i had 2 go alt-tab during each battle (i jacked off like twice i have real life semen regen aura). dybbuk is such a fucken cheater but it didn't matter cause then this fagg0t clavicus come's p 2 me and thinks he's hot sh1t. needless 2 say i kick'ed his face in cus he blows a DONKEY D!CK

then the third time FUCKER CHEAT'S SO BAD WITH A POTION IT WAS LIKE HALO WHEN U EMPTY 837 BULLET'S INTO THE FUCKER THEN HE SHITS ON UR FACE WITH THE SHOTGUN AND U DIE!!! Blizzerd i think i've played this game enough 2 say GET RID OF POTIONS!!!! i outplayed him it's like in dead or alive when the girl's tits shake n u get distracted THATS NOT FAIR 2 ME...PLAYING AS KASUMI SHOULD BE AUTOMATIC BAN FROM DEAD OR ALIVE XTREME BEACH VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT'S. but neway it was around this time my mom said i had 2 stop playing come eat dinner who eat's dinner at 2:30 in the afternoon anyway. oh well the creamed corn was better then this sh1tty game

if i here one more person say my mom is a fourty man raid i'm makign a hit list okay K FUCK U ALL IM GOING 2 GET SOME POT K

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