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Borderlands – Reviewed on PC
“…Borderlands’ success hinges on the sum of its parts and an aesthetic missing in modern shooters.”

Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia – Nintendo DS
“…Ecclesia plays like the beta test for an historic achievement.”

Heavy Rain – Playstation 3
“Get the car ready, because you can drive it through Heavy Rain’s plotholes.”

Mirror’s Edge – Reviewed on Playstation 3
“As-is, it’s a wet dream for speedrunners and a mess for everyone else.”

New Super Mario Brothers – Nintendo Wii
“I expected New Super Mario Brothers Wii to be a tribute to the series’ glory years and found out the plumber can still kick some ass.”

The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks – Nintendo DS
“…sound the whistle on Spirit Tracks, because all the cutesy Link in the world couldn’t keep this one from derailing.”

Uncharted 2: Among Thieves – Playstation 3
“[Uncharted 2: Among Thieves] is the genetic manchild of Tomb Raider and Metal Gear Solid…”