Yeah, the Fiddy Cent game is still coming out, and it will suck.  It will sell half-a-million units as parents seek the approval of their children.  These same parents will then complain about the objectionable content in video games.  It’s a cycle nearly as vicious as the Fiddy Cent music machine.  But MTV wants to get deeper into Curtis Jackson’s gaming experience: I hear you have a rivalry with Eminem?

He’s got the games he battles Eminem in. “We have different versions of Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man and regular Pac-Man in Detroit, in the studio where me and Em record at,” 50 said. “We sit there and we pride ourselves on who actually has the higher score on those games.”

Eminem has the advantage on 50 right now. “He cheats because he’s developed the patterns and sh– … After a while you get enough time playing it and you develop these strategies and patterns in the actual game and it’s kind of like cheating. I don’t get as much time to play in the arcade game.”

Yes, Fiddy.  Memorizing the patterns is like cheating and shit.  When I see your new game on the shelves, it will be  just like memorizing that your first game sucked.

(PLEASE DO NOT TELL FIDDY ABOUT THIS ENTRY OR HE WILL BE ANGRY!!!)